Bone Tomahawk (2015) [REVIEW]
THE NAME ALONE GETS BONE TOMAHAWK 100 MOONS. I mean, really, how the hell do you live up to a name like that? For starters, put Kurt Russell in […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
The Invitation (2015) [REVIEW]
Going into the Beyond Fest screening of The Invitation, all I really knew was that people liked it. THAT’S IT. The film screened in a double feature with Invasion […]
“Can you recommend me a scary movie? That’s on Netflix?”
“Hey, you like horror movies, right? Well, can you recommend me some spooky movies to watch for Halloween? Oh, and they have to be on Netflix.” If you watch horror […]
Hellions (2015) [REVIEW]
I first heard about Hellions at the beginning of the year when it premiered at Sundance. That doesn’t mean I remember what people said about it back then because […]
Man vs Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler (2015) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST ’15]
How awesome was King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters? SO AWESOME. Thinking that someone like Billy Mitchell could exist in the real world and he could spark such a […]
The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015) [REVIEW] [Fantastic Fest ’15]
Who cares what the movie’s about, a name like that is sure to send chills down your bones! Get it? See, I’m making a joke that with a title […]
Demon (2015) [REVIEW]
Surely with a name like “Demon,” this movie is a prequel to Demons, right? RIGHT? Okay, well, if it’s not a prequel to Demons, it’s gotta be a romantic […]
Deathgasm (2015) [REVIEW]
I know it will make me sound like a whiny baby, but I always get defensive when a movie could potentially exploit something I love. In the case of […]
March is a Good Month for Wolfman
ALL HAIL WOLFMARCH! That’s not, like, a march you do that’s similar to a wolf, but it’s like, a play on words? Because I’m Wolfman and March also starts with […]
Backcountry (2014) [REVIEW]
You know what rules? CAMPING. You know what else rules? BEARS. Oh, and wolves. Don’t forget wolves. Or pizza. Pizza is awesome. I’M GETTING SIDETRACKED ALREADY. Point is, camping […]
