Fast Fantastic Fest Wrap-Up!
Guys. GUYS. I’M ALIVE. I’M A-FUCKING-LIVE. Sadly, my computer is not. It is still dead. Dead as shit. It’s being fixed right now but hopefully I can get it up […]
Guys. GUYS. I’M ALIVE. I’M A-FUCKING-LIVE. Sadly, my computer is not. It is still dead. Dead as shit. It’s being fixed right now but hopefully I can get it up […]
No guys, not literally. I am down here at Fantastic Fest and you might be wondering where all the goddamn reviews are, and I figured I’d let you know my […]
Want to know what I knew about Coherence going into it? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I knew it was a movie. I guess I had also […]
OH FUCK, I’M COVERING FANTASTIC FEST! You might have already known that by following my wildly popular Twitter, but if you weren’t, now you know. There isn’t really one […]
As you’ll be able to see from my review from a few years ago, there were definitely elements that I liked of Insidious, but lots of elements I really […]
How frustrating is it to try to watch a movie on Netflix when you’ve never heard of it before? SUPER FRUSTRATING, OBVIOUSLY. There are a lot of choices available […]
Well that’s a fucking mouthful! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. WOLFMAN, YOU’RE KILLING IT IN THE JOKES DEPARTMENT. Who’s the head of that department? Oh, I don’t know, MAYBE THE […]
I fucking love Halloween. That’s probably a given, right? Everything about Halloween and the fall is just amazing. Being from the Northeast probably affected me differently than people in […]
I don’t think anyone can hear about the tragedy known as “The Dyatlov Pass Incident” without forever being able to recall some details of the event. There were 9 […]
Remember what movie was pretty good? Kick-Ass. It was far from perfect, but it came out at a great time where it was a welcome change from some of […]