Doc of the Dead (2014) [REVIEW]
I was once asked if I was a fan of zombies, to which I replied with a fart noise. Maybe it wasn’t a fart noise exactly, but the […]
I was once asked if I was a fan of zombies, to which I replied with a fart noise. Maybe it wasn’t a fart noise exactly, but the […]
It was almost a year ago now that I posted my review for Cheap Thrills, and if you guys follow me on Twitter, I’m sure you’re goddamned sick of me […]
I know that the first word that comes to mind when you think of Wolfman would be “sentimental”. Followed by “handsome” and “nutcase”. Let’s go back to that first […]
The first thing Ana Lily Amirpour said to me after being introduced to her was, “Wanna see my head wound?” A few days earlier, she had slipped on some ice […]
Believe it or not, The Guest was one of the films I was most excited to see at Sundance while also being one of the films I was most apprehensive […]
One phrase that doesn’t automatically come to mind when you heard that a film is about a female vampire in Iran is “artsy-fartsy”, but that’s a term that I kept […]
WOW THANKS FOR THE FUCKING SPOILER ALERT, MOVIE TITLE. As if the title Jamie Marks is Dead wasn’t a big enough spoiler for you, this movie was also based on […]
Ya see, zombies are known to exhibit traits of being alive despite being considered dead, resulting to seemingly have a “life after death”. The name “Beth” rhymes with the word […]
I like Ryan Reynolds and I don’t give a shit who knows it. This isn’t to say I’m some Ryan Reynolds superman that sees everything that he’s in, but most […]
I’ve had quite the tumultuous history with the first Dead Snow films. The first I heard of it was some douchebag I know describing one of the scenes that he […]