Thor: The Dark World (2013) [REVIEW]
I’M THO THOR THAT I CAN’T EVEN PITH! See, that was a joke about people who have speech impediments. Haha, those fuckers. It’s like, instead of pronouncing an “s” […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
Witching & Bitching (Las brujas de Zugarramurdi) (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
How’s that for a long-ass post title? I was recently cleaning out my bag from Fantastic Fest and saw all those slips of paper you needed to get into the […]
WNUF Halloween Special (2013) [REVIEW]
I wish I could say that I had found out about this movie and tracked down a copy, but I can’t. I’m a stupid fucking loser. Instead, it was […]
Ragnarok (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
No guys, this is NOT the John Hodgman comedy special about jokes, no matter how many times you ask me. Yes, the word “ragnarok” is pretty badass, but multiple […]
Win a pair of tickets to The Music Box of Horrors! [GIVEAWAY]
In just a few days, I’ll be embarking on yet another 24 hour horror movie marathon, this time taking place at the Music Box Theatre. It’s one of my absolute favorite […]
Grand Piano (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
“Hey, Wolfman, didn’t Fantastic Fest end three weeks ago?” SHUT THE FUCK UP, PERSON WHO WOULD ASK ME THAT QUESTION. As you might have recently read in another blog […]
Another Life Update! (Boooooooooooring)
You might have noticed that there has been much activity on here lately, and you’re absolutely right. There hasn’t been. I am currently typing this up on my OWN computer, […]
Fast Fantastic Fest Wrap-Up!
Guys. GUYS. I’M ALIVE. I’M A-FUCKING-LIVE. Sadly, my computer is not. It is still dead. Dead as shit. It’s being fixed right now but hopefully I can get it up […]
GETTING FUCKED AT FANTASTIC FEST
No guys, not literally. I am down here at Fantastic Fest and you might be wondering where all the goddamn reviews are, and I figured I’d let you know my […]
Coherence (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
Want to know what I knew about Coherence going into it? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I knew it was a movie. I guess I had also […]
The Wolfman Cometh 