Sinister (2012) [REVIEW]
How awful are movie trailers? SO FUCKING AWFUL! I think the only trailers last year that made me excited for a movie that didn’t actually give away any details […]
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A Little Bit Zombie (2012) [REVIEW]
It’s a zombie movie, but it’s a comedy! Some might say that A Little Bit Zombie is a zomb-edy! Guys, do you get it? They took a classic horror […]
Crawlspace (2012) [REVIEW]
Maybe I’ve been brainwashed by the Christmas spirit, but when I first saw that poster, I could’ve sworn that Crawlspace was going to be a Christmas movie. It’s got […]
Jacob’s Ladder (1990) [REVIEW]
Now that those bullshit holidays are over, it’s back to watching a variety of movies with no connection in theme or quality! FUCK YES! I must have seen the […]
Did you guys know I wrote some stuff for Bloody Disgusting?
Well I did! I thought it would be really funny to just make that the entire post, but I guess I’ll finish the […]
The Worst Best of 2012 List
In case you guys are new to the world of reading my website, there’s something you should know. I HATE FUCKING MAKING LISTS. It’s not that I don’t like pointing […]
Writer/director Simon Barrett shares his love of Evil Dead II, Adam Wingard, and his favorite 2012 releases [INTERVIEW]
Who the fuck is Simon Barrett? I obviously know who Ti West is, and I’ve seen Adam Wingard’s name before, and it looks like David Bruckner was involved in The […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) [REVIEW]
Even though I only just saw Silent Night, Deadly Night a few weeks ago, I was pretty excited to see that Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 had a […]
Christmas Evil (1980) [REVIEW]
Do I call it Christmas Evil or do I call it You Better Watch Out or do I call it Terror in Toyland? Stupid fucking Troma movies and their […]
Santa’s Slay (2005) [REVIEW]
When it came to selecting which Christmas themed horror movies I was going to review, Santa’s Slay wasn’t even close to being a contender. It looked dumb, didn’t have […]
