The House on the Goddamn Rock
Not being a true Midwesterner (thank fucking Cthulhu for that), I have been pretty oblivious of what the fuck there is to do out here. Obviously there’s bullshit to do […]
Not being a true Midwesterner (thank fucking Cthulhu for that), I have been pretty oblivious of what the fuck there is to do out here. Obviously there’s bullshit to do […]
Where’ve I been?! Nowhere good, just fucking around. Rather than type out the things that happened at C2E2, I figured it’d be easier to tell everyone. Hopefully this sparks […]
Can I call this film “Shark Night 3D” if I saw it in 2D during the daytime? Fuck it. As some of you guys who might know me even […]
The first I learned of this movie was when a poster appeared at work, alongside posters for Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and The Hunger Games. It just made […]
I guess I have to be honest with you guys, and admit that everyone is already pretty chilled. I haven’t had much time for posting reviews for the past few […]
Even though I saw this movie three days after it opened, I felt like it might as well have been three weeks after its release. Last summer, there were […]
Okay guys, I know the season ended weeks ago, but hopefully by now you all know what happened and I don’t have to worry about spoiling everything. Even though […]
The fact that there are people who are alive and haven’t seen One Crazy Summer is an insane concept to wrap your head around. This was a reality I had […]
This movie has been staring at me right in the fucking face for months. It was at the top of my Netflix Instant queue ever since it was available, […]
Because so many people have been complaining about spoilers for this movie, I am going to warn you now that yes, my review will include the details of what […]