X2 (2003) [REVIEW]
I think I had mentioned seeing this movie on opening day, which, I guess, means I’m mildly full of shit. Granted, I did see the midnight showing of this movie, […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
X-Men (2000) [REVIEW]
I blame going to see Thor for the reason I recently watched this movie. There was a time when I was going to see pretty much every “blockbuster” movie […]
Let Me In (2010) [REVIEW]
Let’s all just clear the air and admit that despite this movie being based on a novel, it was kind of weird for it to be made only a […]
The Possession of David O’Reilly (2010) [REVIEW]
If there’s one thing Rampaige loves, it’s supernatural horror movies. Wait, no, if there’s one thing Rampaige loves, it’s Banner. If there’s two things Rampaige loves, it’s Banner and supernatural […]
Fast Five (2011) [REVIEW]
I really don’t know how the fuck to review this movie. What do you expect from a piece of shit like this? Normally, this is the part where I […]
Thor (2011) [REVIEW]
This is definitely the most ambitious Marvel movie to date, as well as one that I wasn’t too excited to see. Thor is one of the most recognizable Marvel […]
The Final Franchise Free-for-all!
Not actually a free-for-all, I just really enjoy alliteration. I had no idea it would take me five fucking months to watch all of the films in some of the […]
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) [REVIEW]
It took a few attempts of typing the title before I got it right, because I kept typing “Slum-dunder Mifflin-aire” since I watch too much of The Office. I […]
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005) [REVIEW]
Fucking finally, I can be finished with all of this bullshit. The film starts with a group of friends at the funeral of their other friend, who apparently killed […]
Black Swan (2010) [REVIEW]
You might be noticing a trend in the movies I’m reviewing, or at least the fact that the past few haven’t really been “horror” films, and rather are films […]
The Wolfman Cometh 