Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) [REVIEW]
Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive? Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive AND without a Paranormal Activity movie being released?! It’s been four […]
Category Archives: decent horror movies
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) [REVIEW]
I did it! I finally got to the last one! You’ll notice that there’s a return to form with Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker in that […]
Welcome to Night Vale [REVIEW]
I’ve reviewed movies, TV shows, comic books, and documented pointless events in my life, but this is the first time I’ve ever reviewed a podcast! I listen to a handful […]
Coherence (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
Want to know what I knew about Coherence going into it? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I knew it was a movie. I guess I had also […]
Proxy (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
OH FUCK, I’M COVERING FANTASTIC FEST! You might have already known that by following my wildly popular Twitter, but if you weren’t, now you know. There isn’t really one […]
Devil’s Pass (2013) [REVIEW]
I don’t think anyone can hear about the tragedy known as “The Dyatlov Pass Incident” without forever being able to recall some details of the event. There were 9 […]
The Conjuring (2013) [REVIEW]
Movie about ghosts? Check. Based on a true story? Check. From someone who brought you Insidious, Saw, or Paranormal Activity? Check. Found footage movie? NO CHECK. Wait, WHAT?! A […]
Children of the Corn (1984) [REVIEW]
The year was 2007. The place was a used record store in Massachusetts. While perusing their used DVD section, something I did when DVDs were the height of technology, […]
Gut (2012) [REVIEW]
Horror movies are pretty cool, right? I watch a lot of them without knowing what they’re about, but just watch it based on the name. A few years ago […]
The Ninth Gate (1999) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, this movie came out in 1999?! It feels like it’s a lot older than that. I remember seeing The Ninth Gate in theaters and thinking it was […]
The Wolfman Cometh 