The Happening (2008) [REVIEW]
This is the last one, I promise. There aren’t any more M. Night Shyamalan movies I really felt like watching, and the only reason I watched The Happening was […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Signs (2002) [REVIEW]
The summer of Shyamalan continues! Already did The Sixth Sense and The Village, so this train is going to keep rolling right along to Signs. I wasn’t inspired to […]
Detention of the Dead (2012) [REVIEW]
I like horror movies and I like jokes, so I SHOULD love all movies that combine these two genres, right?! FUCK NO. You’d think that by doubling up on […]
The Purge (2013) [REVIEW]
Humans are pretty big pieces of shit, aren’t they? Just in general, we walk around like a bunch of sophisticated beings, but we’re just a bunch of animals that […]
Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett talk V/H/S/2 [INTERVIEW]
I already saw V/H/S/2 and it’s a lot of fun. I’ve also seen You’re Next, which is a lot of fun, and remember the first V/H/S? Did you know that […]
The Sixth Sense (1999) [REVIEW]
Are there people out there who still don’t know the ending to The Sixth Sense? I’d be willing to be that if you just walked up to people on […]
The Devil’s Advocate (1997) [REVIEW]
Ya know what’s pretty awkward? Watching The Devil’s Advocate with your mom. I mean, not the mom of whoever is reading this, because odds are I haven’t watched ANY […]
Gut (2012) [REVIEW]
Horror movies are pretty cool, right? I watch a lot of them without knowing what they’re about, but just watch it based on the name. A few years ago […]
The Ninth Gate (1999) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, this movie came out in 1999?! It feels like it’s a lot older than that. I remember seeing The Ninth Gate in theaters and thinking it was […]
Eduardo Sánchez, Jason Eisener, and Gregg Hale talk V/H/S/2 [INTERVIEW] [SXSW]
Most of the times I do interviews, they’re over the phone, because who the fuck comes out to Chicago? Sometimes it can be kind of awkward interviewing multiple people over […]
The Wolfman Cometh 