Christmas Evil (1980) [REVIEW]
Do I call it Christmas Evil or do I call it You Better Watch Out or do I call it Terror in Toyland? Stupid fucking Troma movies and their […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Santa’s Slay (2005) [REVIEW]
When it came to selecting which Christmas themed horror movies I was going to review, Santa’s Slay wasn’t even close to being a contender. It looked dumb, didn’t have […]
SEND MORE COPS Episode #11 – The Hobbit Review, Walking Dead Season 3, Sigur Ros, Garbage TV!
Since writing is really hard sometimes, the Wolfman prefers to tell you his thoughts on The Hobbit – The Unexpected Journey. From 3D to all this 48 frames per second […]
Hold Your Breath (2012) [REVIEW]
I’M ALREADY FUCKING CONFUSED. Is this movie called Hold Your Breath or HoldYourBreath or #HoldYourBreath? Who the fuck puts a giant hashtag (that’s what they call the pound symbol on Twitter) in […]
Gremlins (1984) [REVIEW]
Despite having only seen Gremlins for the first time about a year ago, we have a long a tumultuous history together. I had actually seen the sequel a shit […]
Rare Exports (2010) [REVIEW]
“I don’t want to READ a movie, I want to WATCH a movie!” is my typical impersonation of a close-minded asshole who isn’t willing to go see a foreign […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) [REVIEW]
This movie was in my “to watch” pile for Christmas, but considering I just watched the remake of this movie without knowing it was a remake, I figured I’d […]
Silent Night (2012) [REVIEW]
How the fuck was I supposed to know this was a remake? Even though it’s a “loose” remake, it’s still a goddamned remake. Do you know how many movies […]
Jack Frost (1997) [REVIEW]
TIT’S THE REASON, AM I RIGHT GUYS? That’s the thing people say? Tit’s the season? Okay guys I am just making jokes around here, okay? Since it is now […]
The Collector (2009) [REVIEW]
I confused The Collector with other movies so many times! I’m quite a character, aren’t I? I think this movie was on Netflix Instant for a few months and […]
The Wolfman Cometh 