I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) [REVIEW]
Some of you might be familiar with the phrase “one-two punch”, and not being a boxer, I think it typically means two successive things that accomplish what they were […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Serving Up Richard (2011) [REVIEW]
Since I’m such a Hollywood big shot, this is a movie that isn’t coming out for a couple of months in limited release but I got to view it […]
Gless (2010) & The Mockingbird (2011) [REVIEW]
Do you guys have ANY fucking clue what’s going on right now? You just read that post title correctly, and I am reviewing TWO things in ONE post. WHAT THE […]
Demons (1985) [REVIEW]
I’ve tried to watch this movie a few times, and for one reason or another, I’ve never been able to get into it. It’s crazy to think that being […]
Piranha 3DD (2012) [REVIEW]
You might remember me including this movie on my “Things I Want to See or Something” list that I had made a few months ago, but considering the price […]
Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut (2012) [REVIEW]
Some of you guys, or as I sometimes say “yous guys”, might be confused as to what this movie is. You might be familiar with a movie known as […]
Urban Legend (1998) [REVIEW]
The late 90’s were a pretty good time to be an attractive TV star who hoped of breaking into movies, wasn’t it? It seems like every other week there […]
Jaws (1975) [REVIEW]
You’d think that from all the shit I talk about animals on here and how awesome they are and how much it sucks that they’re constantly misrepresented, you’d think […]
Madison County (2011) [REVIEW]
I’ve been waiting for YEARS to see how those goddamned bridges got into position and how they helped two old people fall in love. It wasn’t until there were […]
The Wicker Tree (2010) [REVIEW]
It’s kind of a weird time to make a prequel to The Wicker Man, especially considering how big of a flop the Nicolas Cage starring remake was. I guess having […]
The Wolfman Cometh 