Music Box Massacre 7 Recap
This past Saturday, Oct. 15th, I entered myself into a world of pain by subjecting myself to the 7th annual Music Box Massacre, a 24 hour horror movie marathon, sure […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
The Thing (2011)
So what the fuck is it, a prequel or a remake? Can someone please explain this shit to me? Fine, I’ll explain it to YOU, those that didn’t know […]
The People Under the Stairs (1991) [REVIEW]
Haven’t I seen this movie before? I must have seen this movie before. The only problem with trying to remember whether or not I had seen it was the […]
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) [REVIEW]
Wait a second, since when does the number “one thousand” not require a comma?! Grammatical errors aside, I remember this movie only existing as a rumor for quite a few […]
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) [REVIEW]
Not to be one of those “I saw this movie before you had even heard of it” kinds of guys, but, that’s what happened with the first movie. See! Look! […]
Zombie Strippers! (2008) [REVIEW]
With all of the insane movies that have been released over the past few years, it seems quite tame to have a movie involving zombies and strippers. But at […]
George A. Romero Presents: Deadtime Stories: Vol. 2 (2011) [REVIEW]
Good luck finding out which fucking installment of this “franchise” I’m talking about, since nobody can seem to agree on what the fuck the titles should be. I think […]
House of Bones (2010) [REVIEW]
I wish that there was a warning on Netflix (or should I say Qwikster?) that warned me about movies that were made by SyFy. Based on this movie’s description, […]
A Horrible Way to Die (2010) [REVIEW]
What a movie title! Obviously my first thought was that this film was going to be filled with some incredible brutal and creepy death scenes, and I was all for […]
Haunting at the Beacon (2009) [REVIEW]
One thing that I hate is when I read user reviews of horror movies where people try to defend a movie by saying, “It’s so bad that it’s good,” […]
The Wolfman Cometh 