The Devil’s Candy (2015) [REVIEW]
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING METAL THIS MOVIE IS! Guitars! Flames! Shirtless dudes with tattoos! You guys better strap in, because The Devil’s Candy is certainly NOT for lame-ass poseurs. Or, […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Drifter (2016) [REVIEW]
Ya know, when you become a big “hot shot” like myself, you often get emails encouraging you to check out movies you might not have heard of and just roll the […]
Don’t Knock Twice (2016) [REVIEW]
The last time I saw Katie Sackhoff in a horror movie, it was Oculus, which was complete garbage. The last time I saw Lucy Boynton in a horror movie, it […]
The Girl With All the Gifts (2016) [REVIEW]
Man, there sure were some long-ass movie titles in 2016, weren’t there? I constantly confused The Girl on the Train, The Girl With All the Gifts, and I Am the […]
Girl House (2014) [REVIEW]
Although it’s been a few years since I’ve seen it, I used to have a lot of fun with Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer. It’s possible that stems from a nostalgic […]
Cabin Fever (2016) [REVIEW]
Horror fans are obviously no strangers to remake, and with everyone announcement, you’ll be inundated with the same comments online about something being “sacred” or whatever. It’s the same thing, […]
Sadako vs. Kayako (2016) [REVIEW]
Freddy vs. Jason. AVP: Alien vs. Predator. Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. What do all these movies have in common? They combine two well-known characters/properties and make them square […]
The Den (2013) [REVIEW]
People decide what movie they’re going to watch on Netflix for a variety of reasons. Maybe the description sounds interesting, maybe it has a high rating, maybe someone recommended it […]
The Boy (2016) [REVIEW]
Please, for the love of god, whatever you do, do not confuse this 2016 film, The Boy, for the 2015 film The Boy. See, this film is set in England, […]
Camino (2015) [REVIEW]
FULL DISCLOSURE: survival horror typically isn’t my thing. Sure, I enjoy Wolf Creek and Wolf Creek 2, and sure, you could describe a lot of movies featuring serial killers hunting […]
The Wolfman Cometh 