Here’s a story about the time I sent an email to my professor’s dog
When it comes to college, you think you’d just get to show up, tell someone what you wanted to be, and then they’d tell you how to be one of […]
Category Archives: Inane Ramblings
Welcome to Night Vale [REVIEW]
I’ve reviewed movies, TV shows, comic books, and documented pointless events in my life, but this is the first time I’ve ever reviewed a podcast! I listen to a handful […]
Why Daryl Dixon will never be cool again
You know what movie I thought was cool in high school? The Boondock Saints. You know what movie I realized was incredibly uncool as soon as I got out of […]
Why I Love Daredevil
BEN AFFLECK BEN AFFLECK BEN AFFLECK. Are we good? Have we gotten that out of our systems now? Whenever I mention that I read comic books, a lot of people […]
Have an opinion or shut the fuck up.
Some people might read my reviews or tweets and call me opinionated, others would call me a stupid piece of shit asshole. I guess both groups of people would be […]
Win a pair of tickets to The Music Box of Horrors! [GIVEAWAY]
In just a few days, I’ll be embarking on yet another 24 hour horror movie marathon, this time taking place at the Music Box Theatre. It’s one of my absolute favorite […]
Another Life Update! (Boooooooooooring)
You might have noticed that there has been much activity on here lately, and you’re absolutely right. There hasn’t been. I am currently typing this up on my OWN computer, […]
Fast Fantastic Fest Wrap-Up!
Guys. GUYS. I’M ALIVE. I’M A-FUCKING-LIVE. Sadly, my computer is not. It is still dead. Dead as shit. It’s being fixed right now but hopefully I can get it up […]
GETTING FUCKED AT FANTASTIC FEST
No guys, not literally. I am down here at Fantastic Fest and you might be wondering where all the goddamn reviews are, and I figured I’d let you know my […]
Watch Invasion Roswell tonight on SyFy!
Okay guys, enough of this fucking Sharknado bullshit. SyFy has been producing garbage movies for years now, and I don’t think Sharknado should really be the movie that brings SyFy […]
The Wolfman Cometh 