The Worst Best of 2011 List
Make no mistake, ladies and gentlemen, that I am by no means compiling a list of the best AND worst movies of 2011. Rather, this is probably the most half-assed, […]
Category Archives: Non-Horror Movies
Red State (2011) [REVIEW]
Remember how a few reviews back I had mentioned Attack the Block and how I had a limited time frame when it came to watching it? Yeah, well, same […]
Attack the Block (2011) [REVIEW]
I only had a small chunk of time to watch this movie, and unfortunately, I think I missed it completely. What the fuck am I talking about? Well, hold […]
American: The Bill Hicks Story (2009) [REVIEW]
Wait a second, isn’t this a documentary? It is! It is a fucking documentary! How the fuck do you review a documentary?! I think I only reviewed one other […]
Monster House (2006) [REVIEW]
Back when I was a projectionist, the trailer for this movie annoyed the FUCK out of me. It started with that little girl singing, and I always had to […]
The Lovely Bones (2009) [REVIEW]
Did I give a shit about this movie when it came out? NOPE. Did I read this book or give a shit about that? NOPE. Why did I watch […]
Nerds + Nerds – Nerds vs. Nerds = NERDS
I’ll admit that the subject of this post doesn’t really make any sense. After my time at the Music Box Massacre over the weekend, and seeing how many horror nerds […]
Abduction Movie Poster: Negating Art and/or Science Since 2011
Well, of course I won’t be seeing this movie. What are you, an idiot? I think I accidentally saw the trailer and it looked terrible, and it really just seems […]
Drive (2011) [REVIEW]
I’ve been flip-flopping over the past day on whether or not to review this movie. I watched it in chunks while working at the movie theater, and I might […]
My Favorite Pixar Films
You already think I’ve gone soft, haven’t you? HAVEN’T YOU?! Well, that’s assuming I was hard in the first place, and–nevermind just realized I am too immature to finish this […]
The Wolfman Cometh 