I tried to watch The Spirit and Dylan Dog: Dead of Night…and failed
Do you guys have any idea how long my Netflix queue is? I’m not trying to brag or anything, but pretty much any movie I have ever heard of, whether […]
Category Archives: Non-Horror Movies
Eagle Eye (2008) [REVIEW]
Shia LaBeouf is a stupid douchebag. Well, I think he is, at least. I’m sure you assume that this line of thinking is unwarranted, but after I heard his (possible) […]
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) [REVIEW]
I had started defending this movie from the moment I found out Chris Evans was cast. With Captain America being one of my favorite characters, mostly due in part […]
Top 5 (Contemporary) Movies Based on Comic Books
Whoa boy, this is going to piss some people off. I thought it would be easier to make this list, but it was a pain in the ass. Some of […]
First there were posters, now there are trailers!
Last week I included the recently released posters for The Dark Knight Rises and The Thing. Well now they have trailers! What dumb fucking luck. It’s almost like the filmmakers […]
Insomnia (2002) [REVIEW]
Remember how awesome Memento was? Goddamn, I certainly do. I was obsessed with that movie. Considering how much of a Christopher Nolan fanboy I was, you can imagine how […]
Drive Angry (2011) [REVIEW]
How fucking awesome is Crank? The only reason I went to see Crank in the first place was because I needed something to do to kill time, and it […]
TrollHunter (2010) [REVIEW]
This was one of those movies that I was super pumped to go see, despite knowing little to nothing about it. I knew it was from Norway, and I […]
Green Lantern (2011) [REVIEW]
Going into this movie, I had pretty low expectations. This summer, we already had Thor, which was good, and X-Men: First Class, which was a lot of fun, and […]
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) [REVIEW]
Is this what my fucking life has come to? Admitting to intentionally watching this movie might as well be the cry for help the people who commit suicide normally […]
The Wolfman Cometh 