The Similars (Los Parecidos) (2016) [REVIEW]
Listen, you can make fun of me all you want, but I haven’t seen México Bárbaro yet. Guys, I said you can make fun of me, I don’t care what you […]
Category Archives: Non-Horror Movies
Doctor Strange (2016) [REVIEW]
It’s been eight years since the beginning of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and we FINALLY get to see the story of white man whose genius is only exceeded by […]
In a Valley of Violence (2016) [REVIEW]
TI WESTERN TI WESTERN TI WESTERN. See, what I’ve done is I’ve combined the writer/director’s name (Ti West) with a film genre (Western) to create a hilarious play on words, […]
Jack Goes Home (2016) [REVIEW]
“After he went boating, he had to return to where his adventure began. JACK GOES HOME.” Okay, well, maybe that’s not actually the tagline for this movie, but it […]
Best Patrons of the Mos Eisley Cantina
Also known as a “wretched hive of scum and villainy,” the cantina in Mos Eisley set the standard for showcasing ragtag groups of otherworldly characters. This setting, combined with a […]
Most Memorable Music from the Star Wars Saga
How does one begin to describe the power of Star Wars, the power of John Williams, or the power of John Williams’ contributions to the Star Wars universe? IT CAN’T BE […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 5)
HOLY CRAP. I DID IT. I WATCHED THEM ALL. Before reading my thoughts on the final segments, read Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3 and Pt. 4 now. NOW, I […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 4)
I’m doing it! I’m really doing it! I’m over the halfway point so be sure to check out Pt. 1, Pt. 2, and Pt. 3 before reading about installments XVI […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 3)
WE’RE TWO DEEP. TWO DEEP, I SAY! Read Pt. 1 and Pt. 2 to catch up on ten years worth of Treehouse of Horror segments before reading any further. Well, […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 2)
Have you read Pt. 1 of this series? NO? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. Read “EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 1).” Oh, hello there! Glad you’re back. I have […]
