Constantine (2005) [REVIEW]
It was a magical time for comic book movies back in 2005. Spider-Man had been released to record-breaking numbers back in 2002 and The Dark Knight hadn’t yet been […]
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Elves (1989) [REVIEW]
WOW. GUYS. WOW. HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN THIS MOVIE? HOLY FUCK. GUYS. SERIOUSLY. I don’t even know where I heard of this movie or where it came from, but, wow. […]
Here Comes the Devil (Ahí va el diablo) (2012) [REVIEW]
Goddammit I love me some Satan movies. Although, having “Devil” in the title doesn’t always necessarily mean that Satan has anything to do with the movie and is sometimes […]
Storm of the Century (1999) [REVIEW]
HEY WOLFMAN, THIS ISN’T A MOVIE YOU FUCKING IDIOT! You make a compelling argument, person who isn’t real whose dialogue I made up. You think I really give a […]
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) [REVIEW]
As you’ll be able to see from my review from a few years ago, there were definitely elements that I liked of Insidious, but lots of elements I really […]
Absentia (2011) [REVIEW]
How frustrating is it to try to watch a movie on Netflix when you’ve never heard of it before? SUPER FRUSTRATING, OBVIOUSLY. There are a lot of choices available […]
The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh (2012) [REVIEW]
Well that’s a fucking mouthful! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. WOLFMAN, YOU’RE KILLING IT IN THE JOKES DEPARTMENT. Who’s the head of that department? Oh, I don’t know, MAYBE THE […]
The Conjuring (2013) [REVIEW]
Movie about ghosts? Check. Based on a true story? Check. From someone who brought you Insidious, Saw, or Paranormal Activity? Check. Found footage movie? NO CHECK. Wait, WHAT?! A […]
Children of the Corn (1984) [REVIEW]
The year was 2007. The place was a used record store in Massachusetts. While perusing their used DVD section, something I did when DVDs were the height of technology, […]
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) [REVIEW]
Does anyone remember anything about the first Silent Hill movie? Something about some guy with a pyramid on his head? Or something? Whatever. Even though I don’t remember much […]
The Wolfman Cometh 