Shark Night 3D (2011) [REVIEW]
Can I call this film “Shark Night 3D” if I saw it in 2D during the daytime? Fuck it. As some of you guys who might know me even […]
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The Cabin in the Woods (2011) [REVIEW]
Because so many people have been complaining about spoilers for this movie, I am going to warn you now that yes, my review will include the details of what […]
Le pacte des loups (Brotherhood of the Wolf) (2001) [REVIEW]
Not to flex nuts or anything about how cool I am, but I saw this movie in theaters. Yup, that’s right, that’s me bragging about a movie I saw […]
The Ruins (2008) [REVIEW]
Remember a day, four years ago, when the only way to see a movie at your house while it was still in theaters was to watch a streaming, bootleg […]
The Devil’s Rock (2011) [REVIEW]
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! How can anyone, ANYONE, see this poster and not want to fucking see it? THIS LOOKS INSANE. Lady with sharp teeth. Nazis. Not much […]
Little Deaths (2011) [REVIEW]
Not all that long ago I made a joke where I said something about “man-thology”. What that meant, I really had no idea. In retrospect, I missed a good […]
Chillerama (2011) [REVIEW]
Anthology? More like MAN-thology, am I right?! Because all of the writers/directors were guys? Ugh, whatever, that was terrible. At least there’s finally a film that combines the talents […]
Attack the Block (2011) [REVIEW]
I only had a small chunk of time to watch this movie, and unfortunately, I think I missed it completely. What the fuck am I talking about? Well, hold […]
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007) [REVIEW]
The first time I saw this movie was at the Music Box Massacre IV back in 2008. I am pretty sure it was shown at six in the morning […]
Sleepy Hollow (1999) [REVIEW]
Everyone remembers the cartoon of this story, right? Well, not only do I remember that, but I also remember that we bought a live-action version of the story starring […]
The Wolfman Cometh 