Citadel (2012) [REVIEW]
Obviously all of you guys who read this site know how big of a hot shot in the world of filmmaking I am, but would you believe that not […]
Tag Archives: Thrillers
Vacancy (2007) [REVIEW]
Why am I watching a movie that no one really liked five years after it came out? GOOD FUCKING QUESTION! I wish I had a better answer other than […]
Take Shelter (2011) [REVIEW]
I don’t care how many times I had to be corrected, every time someone had asked me if I’d seen Take Shelter, I thought it was about the goddamned Rolling Stones. […]
Serving Up Richard (2011) [REVIEW]
Since I’m such a Hollywood big shot, this is a movie that isn’t coming out for a couple of months in limited release but I got to view it […]
Gless (2010) & The Mockingbird (2011) [REVIEW]
Do you guys have ANY fucking clue what’s going on right now? You just read that post title correctly, and I am reviewing TWO things in ONE post. WHAT THE […]
Jaws (1975) [REVIEW]
You’d think that from all the shit I talk about animals on here and how awesome they are and how much it sucks that they’re constantly misrepresented, you’d think […]
Mother’s Day (2010) [REVIEW]
So you’re telling me the mastermind behind three of the nineteen Saw movies was the guy behind THIS movie?! HOW COULD I HAVE WAITED SO LONG?! Just kidding, guys, […]
Akmareul boatda (I Saw the Devil) (2010) [REVIEW]
This movie has been staring at me right in the fucking face for months. It was at the top of my Netflix Instant queue ever since it was available, […]
Silent House (2011) [REVIEW]
IF THERE’S AN OLSEN SISTER IN IT, I’M SEEING IT. Simple as that. I think this movie got good reviews or had some sort of buzz around it because […]
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) [REVIEW]
Despite the critical acclaim of this movie, I didn’t understand why a comedy about John C. Reilly helping a fat kid at school deal with bullies. Then I realized […]
