Chained (2012) [REVIEW]
I feel like such a shithead, guys. I started watching Twin Peaks a few months ago, finally, and I have yet to finish it. I enjoyed the first […]
I feel like such a shithead, guys. I started watching Twin Peaks a few months ago, finally, and I have yet to finish it. I enjoyed the first […]
This movie was another entry into the Chicago International Film Festival that I wasn’t able to get tickets for but instead watched a screener of at my house. I […]
Although I knew barely nothing about Exicision before going into it, I was excited to see it because I knew that it had been playing at a bunch of […]
Whoa! Two Jeffrey Combs movies in a row?! It’s almost like I planned it that way! Spoiler Alert: I didn’t. If some of you guys remember posts that I […]
A few weeks ago, I watched Snowtown, which is a movie about Australia’s worst serial killer. The amount of people he killed? 11. ONLY 11. Not that 11 dead […]
GO AHEAD ASSHOLES, START TALKING SHIT RIGHT NOW. I’m sure you’re saying, “LOL this movie is sooooo bad even though I have never seen it LOL,” but you can all […]
Holy shit, is that seriously the translation of the title?! I need more goddamned culture! I had no idea you needed six words in one language to translate to […]
Why am I watching a movie that no one really liked five years after it came out? GOOD FUCKING QUESTION! I wish I had a better answer other than […]
I think everyone’s reaction upon seeing the trailer for Turistas was something like:”Oh good, another one of THESE movies.” I know that’s what my reaction was. However, when I watched The Ruins not […]
So you’re telling me the mastermind behind three of the nineteen Saw movies was the guy behind THIS movie?! HOW COULD I HAVE WAITED SO LONG?! Just kidding, guys, […]