The Windmill (2016) [REVIEW]
Ah, yes, finally a movie about the most difficult of miniature golf obstacles! No, I’m kidding, that’s not what this was about. Although, honestly, I had no idea what […]
Tag Archives: ghosts
SX_TAPE (2013) [REVIEW]
Sometimes I get screeners for movies and I feel like a big shot. It means I get to see the movie before all you other losers! Hahahaha! Now that […]
Yup, I’m Seeing That (Vol. 4)
Why the fuck would you care what movies I’m planning on going to see in theaters the next few months? Great point, sir or madam! Why would you care in […]
Oculus (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
I don’t think I’ve ever once referred to this movie by its correct name. Whether it be “cockulus” or “ockulong”, I refuse to say this stupid title correctly. Hey, that’s […]
Housebound (2014) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
One of my favorite aspects of film festivals is that with the sheer amount of films being played, there’s no way you can adequately research them all. I take the […]
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) [REVIEW]
Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive? Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive AND without a Paranormal Activity movie being released?! It’s been four […]
WNUF Halloween Special (2013) [REVIEW]
I wish I could say that I had found out about this movie and tracked down a copy, but I can’t. I’m a stupid fucking loser. Instead, it was […]
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) [REVIEW]
As you’ll be able to see from my review from a few years ago, there were definitely elements that I liked of Insidious, but lots of elements I really […]
The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh (2012) [REVIEW]
Well that’s a fucking mouthful! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. WOLFMAN, YOU’RE KILLING IT IN THE JOKES DEPARTMENT. Who’s the head of that department? Oh, I don’t know, MAYBE THE […]
The Conjuring (2013) [REVIEW]
Movie about ghosts? Check. Based on a true story? Check. From someone who brought you Insidious, Saw, or Paranormal Activity? Check. Found footage movie? NO CHECK. Wait, WHAT?! A […]
The Wolfman Cometh 