Time Is a Flat Moon
15 years ago, against everyone’s better judgement, I started writing about horror movies. At the time, the main impetus was the fact that I was living in Chicago and, not […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
Okay, Fine, I Love Halloween II Now
Even if I love the original Halloween, I’ve never thought Michael Myers was a Cool Guy. The Shape? He’s pretty badass, but every sequel (outside of Halloween III: Season of […]
Wolfman’s Guide to Getting Into the Spirit of Spooky Season
Whenever summer winds to a close and the cultural focus shifts away from vacations and towards students getting back to school, Halloween freaks know that the most wonderful time of […]
That Time I Talked to Robert Englund – October 3, 2017
I’ve never been a big A Nightmare on Elm Street fan. There, I SAID IT! But, in my defense, I am 1) an idiot and 2) not a fan of […]
The Art of Self-Defense (2019) [REVIEW]
Few things are as awful in the world right now (and, I guess, throughout all of history) than entitled and toxic men. You’re probably thinking, “Wait a minute, Wolfman…aren’t YOU […]
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) [REVIEW]
You know what movie is pretty good? The Conjuring! You know what other movie is also pretty good, but a little less good? The Conjuring 2! You know what movies […]
Lords of Chaos (2018) [REVIEW]
You know how you might be scrolling through the internet and you see friends and acquaintances participating in something and your immediate reaction is, “Ugh, I can’t believe these people, […]
The Amityville Murders (2019) [REVIEW]
In 1979, The Amityville Horror, inspired by a book of the same name, introduced the world to what is regarded as one of the most haunted houses in the world, […]
Possum (2018) [REVIEW]
I know that watching movie trailers is cool, but you know what else is cool? Not watching movie trailers! Possum is a movie I had been hearing a lot of […]
Glass (2019) [REVIEW]
I saw Unbreakable in theaters back in 2000 and instantly thought it was awesome, despite not being the horror movie I anticipated. I enjoyed Split even more, despite knowing the […]
The Wolfman Cometh 