Wait, did I not mention going out of town?
Whoops! I did. I left 6/8 and got back yesterday, 6/16. That’s why I didn’t update anything at all, not because I was just lazy. If I was just lazy, […]
Whoops! I did. I left 6/8 and got back yesterday, 6/16. That’s why I didn’t update anything at all, not because I was just lazy. If I was just lazy, […]
So you’re telling me the mastermind behind three of the nineteen Saw movies was the guy behind THIS movie?! HOW COULD I HAVE WAITED SO LONG?! Just kidding, guys, […]
If you know me, you probably know that you don’t often see me wearing the same shirt twice. For the better part of the past ten years, I’ve been gaining […]
Not being a true Midwesterner (thank fucking Cthulhu for that), I have been pretty oblivious of what the fuck there is to do out here. Obviously there’s bullshit to do […]
Where’ve I been?! Nowhere good, just fucking around. Rather than type out the things that happened at C2E2, I figured it’d be easier to tell everyone. Hopefully this sparks […]
Can I call this film “Shark Night 3D” if I saw it in 2D during the daytime? Fuck it. As some of you guys who might know me even […]
The first I learned of this movie was when a poster appeared at work, alongside posters for Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and The Hunger Games. It just made […]
I guess I have to be honest with you guys, and admit that everyone is already pretty chilled. I haven’t had much time for posting reviews for the past few […]
Even though I saw this movie three days after it opened, I felt like it might as well have been three weeks after its release. Last summer, there were […]
Okay guys, I know the season ended weeks ago, but hopefully by now you all know what happened and I don’t have to worry about spoiling everything. Even though […]