Thor (2011) [REVIEW]
This is definitely the most ambitious Marvel movie to date, as well as one that I wasn’t too excited to see. Thor is one of the most recognizable Marvel […]
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The Final Franchise Free-for-all!
Not actually a free-for-all, I just really enjoy alliteration. I had no idea it would take me five fucking months to watch all of the films in some of the […]
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) [REVIEW]
It took a few attempts of typing the title before I got it right, because I kept typing “Slum-dunder Mifflin-aire” since I watch too much of The Office. I […]
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005) [REVIEW]
Fucking finally, I can be finished with all of this bullshit. The film starts with a group of friends at the funeral of their other friend, who apparently killed […]
Black Swan (2010) [REVIEW]
You might be noticing a trend in the movies I’m reviewing, or at least the fact that the past few haven’t really been “horror” films, and rather are films […]
Creepshow 2 (1987) [REVIEW]
The reason I watched this movie recently was because I totally called out Rampaige on a bluff. By the way, for those of you who are dumb and can’t put […]
The Hurt Locker (2008) [REVIEW]
This film marked the second year in a row that a movie won best picture at the Oscars and I had no fucking clue what it was. The previous year […]
The Town (2010) [REVIEW]
Ben Affleck, that guy from Mad Men, Massachusetts, and Hawkeye?! What’s not to like! Even though I had never seen the movie, I bought it for a yankee swap […]
Scream 4 (2011) [REVIEW]
Finally done with the series! Fuck yes! I know that I mentioned a few weeks ago that this was one of the movies I was interested in seeing, but […]
Hellraiser: Deader (2005) [REVIEW]
The seventh movie in the franchise has finally done what no other films in the series had done yet, which is finally cast Kari Wuhrer. Supposedly her character has […]
