A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) [REVIEW]
OH THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT, IT’S THE ORIGINAL FRED KRUEGER MOVIE BITCHES. Honestly, I’ve probably only seen this movie twice, if I’ve even seen it twice. But I am about to start […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) [REVIEW]
I don’t need to remind you about the most memorable line in this movie, when a little boy looks out his front door, sees aliens, and says “They’re heeeeeere”. Wait, […]
Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) [REVIEW]
I’ve always kind of hated graffiti. Not so much hated, as much as I just could never get interested in any sort of piece of graffiti. Not that graffiti […]
Happy Holidays!
Choke on a bunch of dicks, suckbags! But no seriously, no reviews lately because it’s all been Christmas movies. Luckily I got new Blu Rays, one less job, and one […]
TRON: Legacy (2010) [REVIEW]
I’m not going to act like I wanted to see this movie all that much, because, well, I didn’t. In case you read my review for the original TRON […]
The Walking Dead – Season One (2010) [REVIEW]
Considering it wasn’t all that long ago that I talked about the comic and the TV show, I’m just going to briefly discuss my thoughts on this season. And […]
RoboCop (1987) [REVIEW]
Nope, I have never, ever seen this movie before. Shocking, isn’t it? I know all you readers out there had assumed I had seen every movie involving cyborgs enforcing […]
The Strangers (2008) [REVIEW]
I remember when I first started seeing trailers for this movie and thinking, “Oh great, a contemporary horror film, this is gonna be GREATTTTT,” in a very sarcastic tone. […]
Starship Troopers (1997) [REVIEW]
And here we go again, another blast from the past. Well, by past, I mean blast from the 90’s. At the time this movie was filming, it was estimated […]
Daredevil (2003) [REVIEW]
Maybe I am just a little too optimistic when it comes to comic book movies, or maybe I just love me some Daredevil a little too much, but I […]
