Chupacabra Terror (2005) [REVIEW]
I know what you’re thinking, because I once stood in your shoes. You’re wondering why this film found it necessary to include the word “terror” in the title, after already […]
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Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008) [REVIEW]
Holy shit did this movie has some monster-sized balls, with a dick to match. I mean that figuratively and literally. I really only vaguely remember the first installment of […]
Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural (1973) [REVIEW]
I’ve had this movie at my house for over a month and could really just never get too excited to watch it. It might be because Rampaige claimed to […]
Strangeland (1998) [REVIEW]
Remember back when the internet was a scary and confusing place? I’m not saying it’s not a scary and confusing place now. I mean, I still get confused trying […]
Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) [REVIEW]
I’ve seen quite a few of these straight-to-video comic book movies now, and they generally aren’t too impressive. I remember liking the first Ultimate Avengers movie, then the sequel […]
Survival of the Dead (2009) [REVIEW]
George Romero. Zombies. The word ‘dead”. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?! Oh I don’t know, maybe EVERYTHING. This film, which was also at one point known as Island of the […]
I Sell The Dead (2008) [REVIEW]
The last time I was in Borders, I happened to check out my favorite magazine about the paranormal, which is the TAPS magazine. They had some sort of awards for […]
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i love pizza. im so cool. star wars. blah blah blah. rampaige is the best. EDIT: I DIDN’T WRITE THIS. MY THREAD WAS HACKED BY RAMPAIGE. NEXT CHANCE I GET […]
Hostel (2005) [REVIEW]
As you might remember me saying in my 50th post, I loved Cabin Fever. Most people didn’t see Cabin Fever, so obviously they wouldn’t know who Eli Roth was. I, […]
Splinter (2008) [REVIEW]
This film was recommended to me by a co-worker, and admittedly, I had never heard of it. I didn’t recognize the names of who made it or who was […]
