Troll 2 (1990) [REVIEW]
The time has finally come. This review is multiple days in the making. I mentioned I was going to review it a few reviews back, and it’s finally here. […]
Category Archives: awful horror movies
Chupacabra Terror (2005) [REVIEW]
I know what you’re thinking, because I once stood in your shoes. You’re wondering why this film found it necessary to include the word “terror” in the title, after already […]
Strangeland (1998) [REVIEW]
Remember back when the internet was a scary and confusing place? I’m not saying it’s not a scary and confusing place now. I mean, I still get confused trying […]
Survival of the Dead (2009) [REVIEW]
George Romero. Zombies. The word ‘dead”. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?! Oh I don’t know, maybe EVERYTHING. This film, which was also at one point known as Island of the […]
Hurt (2009) [REVIEW]
I can’t quite recall how this film ended up on my Netflix queue, but if I could find the parties responsible, I would cut their dicks off with chainsaws, then […]
Hardware (1990) [REVIEW]
This movie sucked. If you want to stop reading there, I won’t blame you, but I’m going to keep going because the overall suck-ness should be explained. I’m all for post-apocalyptic, […]
The Wolfman Cometh 