This Is Your Death (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Remember when Armageddon and Deep Impact came out in the same year and it was tough to remember which was which? Or what about when Dante’s Peak came out the […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
House on Willow Street (2017) [REVIEW]
Sharni Vinson sure was a badass in You’re Next, wasn’t she? I wasn’t really familiar with her until then, but she also starred in the (shitty) shark movie Bait, which I […]
The Cell (2000) [REVIEW]
Imagine, if you will, a time and place where there was no hotter actress than Jennifer Lopez, a leading man no more charming than Vince Vaughn, and an actor no […]
Abattoir (2016) [REVIEW]
I can’t say I’m super familiar with all of Darren Lynn Bousman‘s work, but from what I have seen, it’s always been pretty stylish. Whether you like that style or […]
Satanic (2016) [REVIEW]
Guys, it’s called “Satanic” so of course I’m gonna wanna check it out! Satan is the ultimate bad boy, second only to me. I’d never heard of this movie, […]
Oculus (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
I don’t think I’ve ever once referred to this movie by its correct name. Whether it be “cockulus” or “ockulong”, I refuse to say this stupid title correctly. Hey, that’s […]
+1 (2013) [REVIEW]
The first opportunity I had to see +1 (AKA Plus One) was at last year’s SXSW. There was something about the description of the movie, possibly that it took […]
Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) [REVIEW]
WAIT……WHAT? What the fuck is the name of this movie? Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4? WHAT IS HAPPENING. They put the word that goes at the end at […]
ThanksKilling (2009) [REVIEW]
And the Thanksgiving festivities continue! My first memory of ThanksKilling is walking through a video store and seeing this VHS on the shelves next to movies like Killer Condom […]
Home Sweet Home (1981) [REVIEW]
As you’ll remember from my review of Blood Rage, I’m trying to crank out as many Thanksgiving related movies as I can this week. Next up was Home Sweet […]
The Wolfman Cometh 