Oculus (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
I don’t think I’ve ever once referred to this movie by its correct name. Whether it be “cockulus” or “ockulong”, I refuse to say this stupid title correctly. Hey, that’s […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
+1 (2013) [REVIEW]
The first opportunity I had to see +1 (AKA Plus One) was at last year’s SXSW. There was something about the description of the movie, possibly that it took […]
Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) [REVIEW]
WAIT……WHAT? What the fuck is the name of this movie? Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4? WHAT IS HAPPENING. They put the word that goes at the end at […]
ThanksKilling (2009) [REVIEW]
And the Thanksgiving festivities continue! My first memory of ThanksKilling is walking through a video store and seeing this VHS on the shelves next to movies like Killer Condom […]
Home Sweet Home (1981) [REVIEW]
As you’ll remember from my review of Blood Rage, I’m trying to crank out as many Thanksgiving related movies as I can this week. Next up was Home Sweet […]
The Bates Haunting (2012) [REVIEW]
I fucking love Halloween. That’s probably a given, right? Everything about Halloween and the fall is just amazing. Being from the Northeast probably affected me differently than people in […]
Antisocial (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL]
Hey Wolfman, looks like someone finally made a movie about you! Ya know, because you’re a stupid loser who has no friends and nobody likes and you smell like […]
Thanatomorphose (2012) [REVIEW] [FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL]
I know that you guys all think I’m a hot shot in the horror journalism community, in addition to being the bad boy of horror journalism also, but I […]
No One Lives (2012) [REVIEW]
I wouldn’t necessarily say that WWE Studios have built themselves all that impressive of a reputation with the films they’ve produced, but I also can’t say that I’ve seen […]
The Mothman Prophecies (2002) [REVIEW]
I recently had to drive to a wedding that was out in West Virginia, and while driving there, I wondered what the fuck West Virginia was known for so […]
The Wolfman Cometh 