The Faculty (1998) [REVIEW]
Nope, I’ve never seen this movie. Well, I saw it the ONE time, just recently, in order to talk about it, but before that, not even once. I don’t […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
Grave Encounters (2011) [REVIEW]
THREE TIMES. THREE FUCKING TIMES I TRIED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE BEFORE FINISHING IT. I don’t want to get too ahead of myself by saying it was so awful […]
Bordello of Blood (1996) [REVIEW]
After watching Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and being surprised at how fun of a movie it was, I figured I’d might as well go ahead and see what […]
Thinner (1996) [REVIEW]
Guys guys guys….remember Kari Wuhrer? If the answer to that question was “no”, there’s really no point in continuing this relationship. If you watched any movie on HBO after […]
Chained (2012) [REVIEW]
I feel like such a shithead, guys. I started watching Twin Peaks a few months ago, finally, and I have yet to finish it. I enjoyed the first […]
Chernobyl Diaries (2012) [REVIEW]
To say that I was “excited” to see this movie might be an overstatement, but to say I was “kind of sort of interested” in seeing this movie would […]
The Bay (2012) [REVIEW]
FINALLY! BARRY LEVINSON MADE A FOUND FOOTAGE MONSTER MOVIE! It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Hahaha, okay guys, I was just joking around. You know me, I […]
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [REVIEW]
The memories of actually going to see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre resonate far more with me than the actual film itself. I went to an afternoon showing of this […]
Apartment 143 (2011) [REVIEW]
I don’t typically buy into movie “brands”, but instead pay attention to directors, writers, or actors, and follow their work across multiple studios. However, one logo that I frequently […]
Vacancy (2007) [REVIEW]
Why am I watching a movie that no one really liked five years after it came out? GOOD FUCKING QUESTION! I wish I had a better answer other than […]
