Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) [REVIEW]
Do you know those kinds of movies where you see the trailer and immediately say, “Oh man, I’m totally going to see that movie when it comes out!”, only […]
Category Archives: good horror movies
The Broken (2008) [REVIEW]
Pretty sure that this movie made its way into the queue as I was browsing the “Supernatural Horror” section of Netflix Instant. The horror selection is generally pretty shitty, […]
Scream (1996) [REVIEW]
I briefly contemplated including this film in my horror movie franchise review, but seeing as there are only three films, I guess now four, I didn’t really think it […]
Hellraiser (1987) [REVIEW]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKK. I realize that just by typing the title of this post, I understand that I now must review EVERY film in the Hellraiser franchise. I bet Rampaige is fucking […]
Best Worst Movie (2009) [REVIEW]
Documentaries are hard to review, because, ya know, things like “story” are hard to judge. So are “acting” or “special effects”. I guess what it comes down to is […]
Poltergeist (1982) [REVIEW]
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie almost ten thousand times. Granted, I might never have actually seen the whole thing start to finish, well, ever, but it had […]
The Amityville Horror (1979) [REVIEW]
I really can’t remember whether I had seen the remake of this movie first of second, but I guess it’s really not important. I was just trying to think […]
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) [REVIEW]
Nope, certainly no Michael Myers to be found in this one! Instead, we get a different kind of terrifying tale. Some dude gets attacked by some other dude in […]
Friday the 13th (1980) [REVIEW]
Oh fuck. Just typing the title of this post is making me realize I have to start, and finish, another series of shitty sequels. And honestly, this is the […]
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) [REVIEW]
I’m posting this review from Rampaige’s computer because mine is acting like a little cocksucker, and she’s asleep right now, so don’t tell her. Since I don’t normally use […]
