Poltergeist (1982) [REVIEW]
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie almost ten thousand times. Granted, I might never have actually seen the whole thing start to finish, well, ever, but it had […]
Category Archives: good horror movies
The Amityville Horror (1979) [REVIEW]
I really can’t remember whether I had seen the remake of this movie first of second, but I guess it’s really not important. I was just trying to think […]
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) [REVIEW]
Nope, certainly no Michael Myers to be found in this one! Instead, we get a different kind of terrifying tale. Some dude gets attacked by some other dude in […]
Friday the 13th (1980) [REVIEW]
Oh fuck. Just typing the title of this post is making me realize I have to start, and finish, another series of shitty sequels. And honestly, this is the […]
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) [REVIEW]
I’m posting this review from Rampaige’s computer because mine is acting like a little cocksucker, and she’s asleep right now, so don’t tell her. Since I don’t normally use […]
The Strangers (2008) [REVIEW]
I remember when I first started seeing trailers for this movie and thinking, “Oh great, a contemporary horror film, this is gonna be GREATTTTT,” in a very sarcastic tone. […]
Black Christmas (1974) [REVIEW]
Not to be confused with Black X-Mas from 2006 starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, and Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m talking about the original. I was merely attempting to name […]
The Mist (2007) [REVIEW]
I remember seeing trailers for this film and thinking, “Nope, don’t think so”, despite Thomas Jane being involved. How awesome is Thomas Jane, by the way? Anyways, I remember […]
Army of Darkness (1992) [REVIEW]
This is definitely my least viewed film of the Evil Dead series, and I’m not really sure why. I remember the first time I watched Evil Dead, knowing a little […]
The Fog (1980) [REVIEW]
This film WAS going to be the second half of a John Carpenter double feature I wanted to attend, but Rampaige ruined everything with her damned tornado warnings! I had never […]
The Wolfman Cometh 