ClownTown (2016) [REVIEW]
Maybe it’s because I’ve never had a traumatic childhood experience with one, but I’ve never had any sort of fear of clowns. Ever. I know they’re typically a go-to […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Blair Witch (2016) [REVIEW]
When the trailer initially dropped for director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett‘s new film The Woods, I knew there was no goddamned way I was watching it! The […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 5)
HOLY CRAP. I DID IT. I WATCHED THEM ALL. Before reading my thoughts on the final segments, read Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3 and Pt. 4 now. NOW, I […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 4)
I’m doing it! I’m really doing it! I’m over the halfway point so be sure to check out Pt. 1, Pt. 2, and Pt. 3 before reading about installments XVI […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 3)
WE’RE TWO DEEP. TWO DEEP, I SAY! Read Pt. 1 and Pt. 2 to catch up on ten years worth of Treehouse of Horror segments before reading any further. Well, […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 2)
Have you read Pt. 1 of this series? NO? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. Read “EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 1).” Oh, hello there! Glad you’re back. I have […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 1)
It’s Halloween season! Wahoo! What better way to celebrate it than looking back at a bunch of movies that take place on Halloween?! Wait. Crap. I did that already. Well […]
Bone Tomahawk (2015) [REVIEW]
THE NAME ALONE GETS BONE TOMAHAWK 100 MOONS. I mean, really, how the hell do you live up to a name like that? For starters, put Kurt Russell in […]
The Invitation (2015) [REVIEW]
Going into the Beyond Fest screening of The Invitation, all I really knew was that people liked it. THAT’S IT. The film screened in a double feature with Invasion […]
“Can you recommend me a scary movie? That’s on Netflix?”
“Hey, you like horror movies, right? Well, can you recommend me some spooky movies to watch for Halloween? Oh, and they have to be on Netflix.” If you watch horror […]
The Wolfman Cometh 