The Similars (Los Parecidos) (2016) [REVIEW]
Listen, you can make fun of me all you want, but I haven’t seen México Bárbaro yet. Guys, I said you can make fun of me, I don’t care what you […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
The Monster (2016) [REVIEW]
I don’t think it’s too big of a stretch to say that The Strangers is one of the best home invasion horror movies, and definitely towards the top of […]
The Windmill (2016) [REVIEW]
Ah, yes, finally a movie about the most difficult of miniature golf obstacles! No, I’m kidding, that’s not what this was about. Although, honestly, I had no idea what […]
In a Valley of Violence (2016) [REVIEW]
TI WESTERN TI WESTERN TI WESTERN. See, what I’ve done is I’ve combined the writer/director’s name (Ti West) with a film genre (Western) to create a hilarious play on words, […]
31 (2016) [REVIEW]
Remember how fucking good The Lords of Salem was? So fucking good. Considering how often I’ve voiced my opinions on his Halloween films, I wanted to make note of […]
Jack Goes Home (2016) [REVIEW]
“After he went boating, he had to return to where his adventure began. JACK GOES HOME.” Okay, well, maybe that’s not actually the tagline for this movie, but it […]
Satanic (2016) [REVIEW]
Guys, it’s called “Satanic” so of course I’m gonna wanna check it out! Satan is the ultimate bad boy, second only to me. I’d never heard of this movie, […]
ClownTown (2016) [REVIEW]
Maybe it’s because I’ve never had a traumatic childhood experience with one, but I’ve never had any sort of fear of clowns. Ever. I know they’re typically a go-to […]
Blair Witch (2016) [REVIEW]
When the trailer initially dropped for director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett‘s new film The Woods, I knew there was no goddamned way I was watching it! The […]
EVERY. TREEHOUSE OF HORROR. EVER. [REVIEW] (Pt. 5)
HOLY CRAP. I DID IT. I WATCHED THEM ALL. Before reading my thoughts on the final segments, read Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3 and Pt. 4 now. NOW, I […]
The Wolfman Cometh 