Win a pair of tickets to The Music Box of Horrors! [GIVEAWAY]
In just a few days, I’ll be embarking on yet another 24 hour horror movie marathon, this time taking place at the Music Box Theatre. It’s one of my absolute favorite […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Grand Piano (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
“Hey, Wolfman, didn’t Fantastic Fest end three weeks ago?” SHUT THE FUCK UP, PERSON WHO WOULD ASK ME THAT QUESTION. As you might have recently read in another blog […]
GETTING FUCKED AT FANTASTIC FEST
No guys, not literally. I am down here at Fantastic Fest and you might be wondering where all the goddamn reviews are, and I figured I’d let you know my […]
Coherence (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
Want to know what I knew about Coherence going into it? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I knew it was a movie. I guess I had also […]
Proxy (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
OH FUCK, I’M COVERING FANTASTIC FEST! You might have already known that by following my wildly popular Twitter, but if you weren’t, now you know. There isn’t really one […]
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) [REVIEW]
As you’ll be able to see from my review from a few years ago, there were definitely elements that I liked of Insidious, but lots of elements I really […]
Absentia (2011) [REVIEW]
How frustrating is it to try to watch a movie on Netflix when you’ve never heard of it before? SUPER FRUSTRATING, OBVIOUSLY. There are a lot of choices available […]
The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh (2012) [REVIEW]
Well that’s a fucking mouthful! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. WOLFMAN, YOU’RE KILLING IT IN THE JOKES DEPARTMENT. Who’s the head of that department? Oh, I don’t know, MAYBE THE […]
The Bates Haunting (2012) [REVIEW]
I fucking love Halloween. That’s probably a given, right? Everything about Halloween and the fall is just amazing. Being from the Northeast probably affected me differently than people in […]
Devil’s Pass (2013) [REVIEW]
I don’t think anyone can hear about the tragedy known as “The Dyatlov Pass Incident” without forever being able to recall some details of the event. There were 9 […]
