The Faculty (1998) [REVIEW]
Nope, I’ve never seen this movie. Well, I saw it the ONE time, just recently, in order to talk about it, but before that, not even once. I don’t […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Grave Encounters (2011) [REVIEW]
THREE TIMES. THREE FUCKING TIMES I TRIED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE BEFORE FINISHING IT. I don’t want to get too ahead of myself by saying it was so awful […]
Bordello of Blood (1996) [REVIEW]
After watching Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and being surprised at how fun of a movie it was, I figured I’d might as well go ahead and see what […]
Thinner (1996) [REVIEW]
Guys guys guys….remember Kari Wuhrer? If the answer to that question was “no”, there’s really no point in continuing this relationship. If you watched any movie on HBO after […]
Chained (2012) [REVIEW]
I feel like such a shithead, guys. I started watching Twin Peaks a few months ago, finally, and I have yet to finish it. I enjoyed the first […]
Chernobyl Diaries (2012) [REVIEW]
To say that I was “excited” to see this movie might be an overstatement, but to say I was “kind of sort of interested” in seeing this movie would […]
The Signal (2007) [REVIEW]
As all of you know from frequently looking at my site, you’ll know that I recently watched The Bay, which featured a brief appearance by actor Justin Welborn. Although you […]
Sound of My Voice (2011) [REVIEW]
Between Sound of My Voice and Martha Marcy May Marlene, 2011’s Sundance Film Festival was a big year for cults and brainwashing. You know what kind of movies I like? Ones […]
The Bay (2012) [REVIEW]
FINALLY! BARRY LEVINSON MADE A FOUND FOOTAGE MONSTER MOVIE! It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Hahaha, okay guys, I was just joking around. You know me, I […]
They Live (1988) [REVIEW]
With that whole election thing, I thought I was being so clever in deciding to watch They Live. I guess it’s not really that much out of character or anything, […]
The Wolfman Cometh 