Three Films I Could Not Finish
I realized that it is now Saturday, and I only reviewed one, yes ONE film this week, which sucks massive amounts of balls and dicks. I think I mentioned a […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
The Last Exorcism (2010) [REVIEW]
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING POSTER! How could you NOT want to see this movie immediately!? I am pretty sure I only saw the trailer for this film once, and knew […]
End of the Line (2007) [REVIEW]
I wouldn’t say I was necessarily recommended this film, in the traditional sense of the word, but it’s existence was called to my attention by my brother. We were […]
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) [REVIEW]
This is the next part of the series I entitle “Movies I watched in case I bumped into Danielle Harris“. I watched half of the movie before I went […]
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) [REVIEW]
You might be wondering why I am watching this movie a good 20 years after it was originally released, and if you’ll shut up for a second, you’ll find out […]
Piranha 3D (2010) [REVIEW]
What happens when you take Jaws, make it have sex with Deep Blue Sea, while Snakes on a Plane watches? Yup, you get Piranha 3D. It’s kind of sad that […]
Penance (2009) [REVIEW]
Three things that I knew about this movie before watching it: 1) Michael Rooker, 2) psycho killer, 3) strippers. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCK UP ANY COMBINATION OF THOSE […]
The Children (2008) [REVIEW]
This film marks a highlight in my life. Not really anything related directly to this film, of course, but a personal victory. This film marks the first time Netflix […]
Dance of the Dead (2008) [REVIEW]
I heard quite a few negative reviews about this film, and then I remember hearing one positive review, so I gave it a shot. I hope that one person […]
Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009) [REVIEW]
I definitely had mixed feelings about the previous installment in the Feast series (Feast 2 Review), but I figured I’d be an idiot for watching parts 1 and 2 and […]
