Piranha 3D (2010) [REVIEW]
What happens when you take Jaws, make it have sex with Deep Blue Sea, while Snakes on a Plane watches? Yup, you get Piranha 3D. It’s kind of sad that […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Penance (2009) [REVIEW]
Three things that I knew about this movie before watching it: 1) Michael Rooker, 2) psycho killer, 3) strippers. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCK UP ANY COMBINATION OF THOSE […]
The Children (2008) [REVIEW]
This film marks a highlight in my life. Not really anything related directly to this film, of course, but a personal victory. This film marks the first time Netflix […]
Dance of the Dead (2008) [REVIEW]
I heard quite a few negative reviews about this film, and then I remember hearing one positive review, so I gave it a shot. I hope that one person […]
Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009) [REVIEW]
I definitely had mixed feelings about the previous installment in the Feast series (Feast 2 Review), but I figured I’d be an idiot for watching parts 1 and 2 and […]
Ghost Ship (2002) [REVIEW]
I remember seeing the trailer for this film and immediately knowing how shitty it was going to be. Julianna Margulies going for a theatrical career? Gabriel Byrne not playing […]
Stan Helsing (2009) [REVIEW]
No, your mind isn’t playing tricks on you, here is yet another movie that falls under both horror and non-horror film. Technically, it’s intention is to be a comedy, and […]
Dead Man’s Shoes (2004) [REVIEW]
I’m guessing you have one of two reactions right now. One, you are confused at the fact that I have categorized this film as not only a horror film, […]
Troll 2 (1990) [REVIEW]
The time has finally come. This review is multiple days in the making. I mentioned I was going to review it a few reviews back, and it’s finally here. […]
Pontypool (2008) [REVIEW]
I have kind of sort of been interested in watching this movie for almost 9 months now, with no real justification of why I want to see it. It was […]
The Wolfman Cometh 