[REC] 2 (2009) [REVIEW]
I know this is going to make me sound like a huge poseur, but I definitely saw Quarantine before I saw [REC]. I’ll admit to being a bigger poseur […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Paranormal Entity (2009) [REVIEW]
You are going to have to believe me when I say I didn’t know this movie was released by The Asylum. If you aren’t familiar with this production company, […]
Eden Lake (2008) [REVIEW]
This is one of the hardest reviews I will ever have to do in my life. Actually, let me specify. Not that this specific film is the hardest review […]
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) [REVIEW]
I told my coworker about my plan to see a movie called “The Human Centipede“. The response was, “Is that something like Spider-Man, but with a centipede?”, and I […]
The Unborn (2009) [REVIEW]
This movie was in and out of theaters so fast that it made my head spin. I really only remember this movie being talked about by someone I worked […]
Orphan (2009) [REVIEW]
Someone actually told me the end of this film before I ever even considered seeing it, so in addition to not wanting to actually see it, the ending was […]
Ôdishon (Audition) (1999) [REVIEW]
This is another movie I have seen before, but it has been a long time since I watched it in its entirety. Takashi Miike, the director, tends to have […]
Grace (2009) [REVIEW]
Other than the fact that she was in a couple Eli Roth films, I didn’t know too much about Jordan Ladd. She got her thigh fingered in Cabin Fever, […]
The Burrowers (2008) [REVIEW]
Hopefully I don’t lose too many cool points in saying that I am generally not too big of a fan of westerns. By nature, they are slowly paced, desolate, […]
Hurt (2009) [REVIEW]
I can’t quite recall how this film ended up on my Netflix queue, but if I could find the parties responsible, I would cut their dicks off with chainsaws, then […]
