Orphan (2009) [REVIEW]
Someone actually told me the end of this film before I ever even considered seeing it, so in addition to not wanting to actually see it, the ending was […]
Someone actually told me the end of this film before I ever even considered seeing it, so in addition to not wanting to actually see it, the ending was […]
This is another movie I have seen before, but it has been a long time since I watched it in its entirety. Takashi Miike, the director, tends to have […]
Other than the fact that she was in a couple Eli Roth films, I didn’t know too much about Jordan Ladd. She got her thigh fingered in Cabin Fever, […]
Hopefully I don’t lose too many cool points in saying that I am generally not too big of a fan of westerns. By nature, they are slowly paced, desolate, […]
I can’t quite recall how this film ended up on my Netflix queue, but if I could find the parties responsible, I would cut their dicks off with chainsaws, then […]
Well the year ended about four months ago, but after recently being asked what my top five were, I figured I might as well post it for all to see! […]
You might also know this movie as Day of the Woman. I think the only reason anyone knows this movie exists is due to the amount of sexual assault that […]
Yes, of course I know this movie came out almost ten years ago. Yes, I know pretty much every person on the planet has seen this movie. However, I watched […]
I have quite a bit of faith in you, dear readers, that you very quickly understood that this movie is a sequel to The Descent (2005). The original was about […]
Uhhh, what? That’s how I felt about this movie. I wish I could put it in a little more detail, but that’s my immediate reaction. A few months ago, […]