Time Is a Flat Moon
15 years ago, against everyone’s better judgement, I started writing about horror movies. At the time, the main impetus was the fact that I was living in Chicago and, not […]
Category Archives: Inane Ramblings
Okay, Fine, I Love Halloween II Now
Even if I love the original Halloween, I’ve never thought Michael Myers was a Cool Guy. The Shape? He’s pretty badass, but every sequel (outside of Halloween III: Season of […]
Wolfman’s Guide to Getting Into the Spirit of Spooky Season
Whenever summer winds to a close and the cultural focus shifts away from vacations and towards students getting back to school, Halloween freaks know that the most wonderful time of […]
Just Buy the T-Shirt or: How I’m Coping With My Mom’s Death
Nearly two months ago, my mom went into the hospital due to pain caused by metastatic cholangiocarcinoma which she had been diagnosed with six months earlier. Four days later, she […]
…And From the Ashes Rises “Wolfman: The Hater”
For those of you who have frequented this blog over the last eight years, you may have realized that 1) You are dumber because of it and 2) I used […]
Cabin Fever (2016) [REVIEW]
Horror fans are obviously no strangers to remake, and with everyone announcement, you’ll be inundated with the same comments online about something being “sacred” or whatever. It’s the same thing, […]
Who is The Wolfman and where has he gone?
I’m the Wolfman and I’m right here! Thank you for reading this blog post, which is now over. Hahahahah, okay, that was just a goof. Classic Wolfman, always goofin’ […]
Best Patrons of the Mos Eisley Cantina
Also known as a “wretched hive of scum and villainy,” the cantina in Mos Eisley set the standard for showcasing ragtag groups of otherworldly characters. This setting, combined with a […]
Most Memorable Music from the Star Wars Saga
How does one begin to describe the power of Star Wars, the power of John Williams, or the power of John Williams’ contributions to the Star Wars universe? IT CAN’T BE […]
The Wolfmug Cometh
I sure do like hot drinks! I thought it would be cool to get a mug with that stupid black metal looking logo I made, so I did it. […]
