Simon Killer (2012) [REVIEW]
One of the advantages of having your own site is that you get to watch whatever the fuck you want and write about it. I don’t feel obligated to […]
Category Archives: Non-Horror Movies
Hotel for Dogs (2009) [REVIEW]
Now that 2013 is over and done with, I no longer feel the pressure to post things under any sort of theme. Instead, I’m getting back to reviewing whatever […]
My Favorites of 2013 share their Favorites of 2013
You might have recently read my Worst Best of 2013 post in which I highlighted some of my favorite movies of the year. Wanted to do things a little differently […]
The Worst Best of 2013 List
HOW FUCKING SHITTY ARE END OF THE YEAR LISTS?! Ugh. I fucking hate them. Although, as the year comes to a close, I do still enjoy the opportunity to point […]
Welcome to Night Vale [REVIEW]
I’ve reviewed movies, TV shows, comic books, and documented pointless events in my life, but this is the first time I’ve ever reviewed a podcast! I listen to a handful […]
Have an opinion or shut the fuck up.
Some people might read my reviews or tweets and call me opinionated, others would call me a stupid piece of shit asshole. I guess both groups of people would be […]
Thor: The Dark World (2013) [REVIEW]
I’M THO THOR THAT I CAN’T EVEN PITH! See, that was a joke about people who have speech impediments. Haha, those fuckers. It’s like, instead of pronouncing an “s” […]
Witching & Bitching (Las brujas de Zugarramurdi) (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
How’s that for a long-ass post title? I was recently cleaning out my bag from Fantastic Fest and saw all those slips of paper you needed to get into the […]
Ragnarok (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
No guys, this is NOT the John Hodgman comedy special about jokes, no matter how many times you ask me. Yes, the word “ragnarok” is pretty badass, but multiple […]
Coherence (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
Want to know what I knew about Coherence going into it? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I knew it was a movie. I guess I had also […]
The Wolfman Cometh 