The Wolverine (2013) [REVIEW]
I recently revisited X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and there’s no fucking way The Wolverine can be as shitty as that movie was, can it? Did you guys see the trailers […]
Category Archives: Non-Horror Movies
Only God Forgives (2013) [REVIEW]
“Hey guys, if you’re expecting to see Drive 2, then do NOT go see this movie!” read almost every review for Only God Forgives. You know how I knew […]
Pacific Rim (2013) [REVIEW]
When news was coming out last year about Guillermo del Toro‘s newest film, I wasn’t necessarily all that excited. I was a little disappointed that he didn’t get to […]
The Village (2004) [REVIEW]
You might remember that I recently reviewed The Sixth Sense because M. Night Shyamalan‘s newest film, After Earth, was about to be released and I wanted to remember a […]
Superman Returns (2006) [REVIEW]
I DON’T LIKE SUPERMAN. I know, that sounds relatively cliché to say, but it’s true. There haven’t really been any Superman stories or movies or anything that I’ve really connected with […]
Gut (2012) [REVIEW]
Horror movies are pretty cool, right? I watch a lot of them without knowing what they’re about, but just watch it based on the name. A few years ago […]
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) [REVIEW]
Do I really need to tell you guys why I was going to see this movie? I just told you last week in Yup, I’m Seeing That (Volume 3)! […]
Red Lights (2012) [REVIEW]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE “RED LIGHTS”!? ARE THEY SPOOKY?! ARE THEY SCARY?! ARE THEY WHAT PREVENT ME FROM DRIVING THROUGH INTERSECTIONS?! These are the questions I had going into Red […]
The Ninth Gate (1999) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, this movie came out in 1999?! It feels like it’s a lot older than that. I remember seeing The Ninth Gate in theaters and thinking it was […]
Iron Man 3 (2013) [REVIEW]
Remember how good the first Iron Man movie was? Man, that was awesome. What I think I actually remember more clearly about the first film is when the first […]
The Wolfman Cometh 