Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) [REVIEW]
As you’ll be able to see from my review from a few years ago, there were definitely elements that I liked of Insidious, but lots of elements I really […]
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Absentia (2011) [REVIEW]
How frustrating is it to try to watch a movie on Netflix when you’ve never heard of it before? SUPER FRUSTRATING, OBVIOUSLY. There are a lot of choices available […]
The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh (2012) [REVIEW]
Well that’s a fucking mouthful! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. WOLFMAN, YOU’RE KILLING IT IN THE JOKES DEPARTMENT. Who’s the head of that department? Oh, I don’t know, MAYBE THE […]
The Conjuring (2013) [REVIEW]
Movie about ghosts? Check. Based on a true story? Check. From someone who brought you Insidious, Saw, or Paranormal Activity? Check. Found footage movie? NO CHECK. Wait, WHAT?! A […]
Children of the Corn (1984) [REVIEW]
The year was 2007. The place was a used record store in Massachusetts. While perusing their used DVD section, something I did when DVDs were the height of technology, […]
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) [REVIEW]
Does anyone remember anything about the first Silent Hill movie? Something about some guy with a pyramid on his head? Or something? Whatever. Even though I don’t remember much […]
The Devil’s Advocate (1997) [REVIEW]
Ya know what’s pretty awkward? Watching The Devil’s Advocate with your mom. I mean, not the mom of whoever is reading this, because odds are I haven’t watched ANY […]
The Ninth Gate (1999) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, this movie came out in 1999?! It feels like it’s a lot older than that. I remember seeing The Ninth Gate in theaters and thinking it was […]
The Lords of Salem (2012) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
To all of you loyal followers out there, you are probably aware of the love/hate relationship that I have with Rob Zombie. Or, if you aren’t a loyal follower, […]
V/H/S/2 (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
In case you forgot, I thought the first V/H/S was a ton of fun. Even though found footage horror movies have become so incredibly trendy, it was able to bring […]
The Wolfman Cometh 