The Haunting (1999) [REVIEW]
Sometimes you need to revisit things that you might have enjoyed when you were 14 years younger. Sometimes you need to watch PG-13 horror to guarantee that you won’t […]
Sometimes you need to revisit things that you might have enjoyed when you were 14 years younger. Sometimes you need to watch PG-13 horror to guarantee that you won’t […]
What an inventive name for a horror film! House! I wonder where it takes place! Maybe a house? Maybe a location that’s not a house? Who knows, bro. This […]
Not only am I pretty sick of found footage movies, but there’s also a special place in my heart for films that take place in abandoned asylums that try […]
Even without having to see the movies or read the book, there’s no denying that The Amityville Horror is one of the most well known haunted house stories out there. […]
I recently watched the movie Dark Feed and, although I didn’t particularly enjoy it, I couldn’t really blame the film specifically as much as I am not a fan […]
I know that a lot of people talk shit on The Ward, or at least, talk about how John Carpenter was just kind of phoning it in, but…wait, I […]
This is it, ladies and gentlemen. Haunter is the last film of SXSW ’13 for me to review! Don’t worry, there’s still a bunch of other shit to look […]
In case you forgot, I thought the first V/H/S was a ton of fun. Even though found footage horror movies have become so incredibly trendy, it was able to bring […]
Nope, not the one where you get to see Keira Knightley’s boobs. Wait, isn’t that one a horror movie too? I don’t know, I haven’t seen it. Well, I […]
After having seen Zero Dark Thirty, which also stars Jessica Chastain, the night prior to seeing Mama, I can say with 100% certainty that Chastain looks ridiculous as Hollywood’s […]