Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) [REVIEW]
Rather than make you go back through all my posts to find out what I thought of the other installments in the Paranormal Activity franchise, I’ll try to quickly […]
Rather than make you go back through all my posts to find out what I thought of the other installments in the Paranormal Activity franchise, I’ll try to quickly […]
I think I had heard about The Awakening because it made an appearance on an end of the year list, specifically pointing out the strength of Rebecca Hall‘s performance. […]
How awful are movie trailers? SO FUCKING AWFUL! I think the only trailers last year that made me excited for a movie that didn’t actually give away any details […]
I’M ALREADY FUCKING CONFUSED. Is this movie called Hold Your Breath or HoldYourBreath or #HoldYourBreath? Who the fuck puts a giant hashtag (that’s what they call the pound symbol on Twitter) in […]
THREE TIMES. THREE FUCKING TIMES I TRIED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE BEFORE FINISHING IT. I don’t want to get too ahead of myself by saying it was so awful […]
Despite how universally praised this movie is by most horror movie fans, as well as fans of all movies, the creator of the source material, Stephen King, doesn’t even […]
Holy shit! When was the last time I made a list about something?! Well, the time has come for me to write you guys a list, and what better list […]
I’ve been reviewing some pretty cool movies lately, haven’t I? Between the 24 hour movie marathons and the film festival screenings I got to see, I’ve been pretty excited […]
Before I was a fan of Peter Jackson, I was a fan of Peter Jackson. WOLFMAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! What I’m trying to get at […]
Let’s go on a journey, shall we? The journey involves time travel, so please bring a helmet. Let’s travel to the year 2009, a year when (pretend I’m listing […]