Okay, Fine, I Love Halloween II Now
Even if I love the original Halloween, I’ve never thought Michael Myers was a Cool Guy. The Shape? He’s pretty badass, but every sequel (outside of Halloween III: Season of […]
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Michael Myers is the worst thing to happen to the Halloween franchise
With a recent comprehensive Blu-ray set being released for the Halloween franchise, I’ve been revisiting some installments that I’m less familiar with. Rather than remind me of the strengths of […]
Halloween II (2009) [REVIEW]
Rob Zombie‘s shitfest part 2, or as the French would say, part deux. We pick up where we left off, with Laurie surviving the previous attack and being taken […]
Halloween (2007) [REVIEW]
I’ve watched this movie, or rather, attempted to watch this movie, two fucking times already and can still barely remember it. The first time was when I tried to […]
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) [REVIEW]
Whose fucking idea was this? Goddammit. Jamie lee Curtis, as Laurie Strode, is in a mental institution. When we thought that she had killed Michael Myers in the previous […]
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) [REVIEW]
I saw this movie in fucking THEATERS. Do ya hear me?! IN….THEATERS. And even back then I knew it was bad. Also, based on release date, I’m not even […]
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) [REVIEW]
Fuuuuuuuuck me this was a pile of shit. It starts a few years after Halloween 5 left off, but Danielle Harris isn’t in this one. BULLSHIT. However, some lady […]
Halloween II (1981) [REVIEW]
And here we go! The next series of films in the popular franchise tirade of anger are going to be the Halloween films. Having already reviewed the first, fourth, […]
Halloween (1978) [REVIEW]
Are you guys sick of me talking about John Carpenter yet? Too bad, losers! Yes, here we go, another John Carpenter film. Not just any Carpenter film, but probably […]
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) [REVIEW]
This is the next part of the series I entitle “Movies I watched in case I bumped into Danielle Harris“. I watched half of the movie before I went […]
The Wolfman Cometh 