Crawlspace (2012) [REVIEW]
Maybe I’ve been brainwashed by the Christmas spirit, but when I first saw that poster, I could’ve sworn that Crawlspace was going to be a Christmas movie. It’s got […]
Tag Archives: monsters
Gremlins (1984) [REVIEW]
Despite having only seen Gremlins for the first time about a year ago, we have a long a tumultuous history together. I had actually seen the sequel a shit […]
Rare Exports (2010) [REVIEW]
“I don’t want to READ a movie, I want to WATCH a movie!” is my typical impersonation of a close-minded asshole who isn’t willing to go see a foreign […]
Jack Frost (1997) [REVIEW]
TIT’S THE REASON, AM I RIGHT GUYS? That’s the thing people say? Tit’s the season? Okay guys I am just making jokes around here, okay? Since it is now […]
The Faculty (1998) [REVIEW]
Nope, I’ve never seen this movie. Well, I saw it the ONE time, just recently, in order to talk about it, but before that, not even once. I don’t […]
Chernobyl Diaries (2012) [REVIEW]
To say that I was “excited” to see this movie might be an overstatement, but to say I was “kind of sort of interested” in seeing this movie would […]
The Bay (2012) [REVIEW]
FINALLY! BARRY LEVINSON MADE A FOUND FOOTAGE MONSTER MOVIE! It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Hahaha, okay guys, I was just joking around. You know me, I […]
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) [REVIEW]
Despite my love for serialized, short horror stories, as well as my love for old horror comics, would you believe that I never watched Tales from the Crypt? I do remember […]
The ABCs of Death (2012) [REVIEW]
What happens when you take 26 filmmakers, give them one letter of the alphabet, and ask them to create a short horror film based around a word that starts […]
SEND MORE COPS Episode #10 – 24 Hour Horror Movie Marathon Roundup and new season of The Walking Dead
Episode 10 It’s October, so it’s the time of the year that tons of people watch horror movies. What do you do if you watch horror movies year round? […]
