Phantoms (1998) [REVIEW]
Faces lined up? White text on the bottom? What is this, the late 90’s?! Oh, right, it is! The day and age where all you needed for a scary […]
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George A. Romero Presents: Deadtime Stories: Vol. 1 (2011) [REVIEW]
ROMERO INVOLVED IN AN ANTHOLOGY?! SOLD! Imagine my surprise while browsing Netflix Instant to see that this movie was available. Even Rampaige wanted to watch it! I guess she would […]
TrollHunter (2010) [REVIEW]
This was one of those movies that I was super pumped to go see, despite knowing little to nothing about it. I knew it was from Norway, and I […]
Mimic (1997) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, do people still make posters like this? Maybe it was just a mid-to-late 90’s thing to have all of your characters get in a line, light part […]
Deep Rising (1998) [REVIEW]
I know what you’re thinking…you’re thinking that this movie is Ghost Ship. WELL IT’S NOT, OKAY?! This movie was the ORIGINAL “let’s steal stuff from a cruise ship, only […]
The Tunnel (2011) [REVIEW]
I must have recommended this movie to a good half-dozen people without ever having actually seen it. I guess I was just trying to promote it based on the information […]
Creepshow 2 (1987) [REVIEW]
The reason I watched this movie recently was because I totally called out Rampaige on a bluff. By the way, for those of you who are dumb and can’t put […]
Grizzly Rage (2007) [REVIEW]
DO I NEED TO FUCKING EXPLAIN WHY I WATCHED A MOVIE CALLED GRIZZLY RAGE? ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH? Oh look, it’s that one scene where that one bear […]
Monsters (2010) [REVIEW]
I remember hearing about this movie last year, but only vague descriptions of it. I remember when I tried to get Rampaige to watch it, I told her it […]
Seventh Moon (2008) [REVIEW]
When it comes to Netflix Instant, beggars can’t be choosers. Rampaige and I have managed to work our way through most films that are even remotely interesting, and now […]
