Insomnia (2002) [REVIEW]
Remember how awesome Memento was? Goddamn, I certainly do. I was obsessed with that movie. Considering how much of a Christopher Nolan fanboy I was, you can imagine how […]
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All Quiet on the Midwestern Front…
Things have been slow around here as of late, but there’s a reason! Not only have the movies I’ve been getting have I not been excited about watching, but I’ve […]
Let Me In (2010) [REVIEW]
Let’s all just clear the air and admit that despite this movie being based on a novel, it was kind of weird for it to be made only a […]
Halloween (2007) [REVIEW]
I’ve watched this movie, or rather, attempted to watch this movie, two fucking times already and can still barely remember it. The first time was when I tried to […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) [REVIEW]
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. Here we are, the last film of this franchise. It was tough, and most of these movies sucked bags of dicks, but I made […]
Friday the 13th (2009) [REVIEW]
I have a pretty big man boner for Alexandre Aja. I mean come on, High Tension? Awesome. The Hills Have Eyes remake? Super awesome, possibly more enjoyable than the original. […]
Night of the Demons (2009) [REVIEW]
Okay, you caught me, knowing that this movie was coming out was what caused me to watch the original a couple weeks ago. I knew this movie wasn’t going […]
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) [REVIEW]
Even back in 2001 I knew how shitty this movie was going to be, and when all my friends went to see it, I passed. But here I am, […]
I Spit On Your Grave (2010) [REVIEW]
I caught an advance screening of this movie (thanks Ralph!) and it was certainly a romantic evening. For those who can’t remember, I reviewed the original (review here) and I […]
Piranha 3D (2010) [REVIEW]
What happens when you take Jaws, make it have sex with Deep Blue Sea, while Snakes on a Plane watches? Yup, you get Piranha 3D. It’s kind of sad that […]
The Wolfman Cometh 